"Moses, Wake Up!! Tee-tee time is over and mommy needs to get back to work!"

"YO MOE!!!!! LET'S GO! Mommy is waiting, she has to go to work, or she can't buy kibbles and treats for us!"

"MOSES! ARE YOU BREATHING!(sniff....sniff..slobber) CAN YOU HEAR ME BOY?!?!?!?!!!!!"

Sissy says, "I think something is seriously wrong with Baby Moses. Should we have mom call the paramedics?"

Lady says,"Naaaaaaa, you can't help him. He has at least four of the diseases that most males get as they grow into big-boy-hood."

"Selective hearing, hardening of the head, lazyassitus, and bursitis of the butt which is caused by the lazyassitus! HAAAAA! HA! HA! HA!"